Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Ways Women Have Replaced Men With Technology

1. Artificial Insemination. Jennifer Anniston will star in an upcoming movie called The (Turkey) Baster! No lie!

2. HGTV (my favorite channel!!!!!) and Power Tools. Fix-it projects used to be the domain of men. Not anymore. HGTV along with do-it-yourself stores like Home Depot and Lowes have given women the access to tools and the know-how to use them.

3. Bug Spray. Men used to be handy because they were in charge of spider-squashing. These days, women no longer need men to step on the bugs. They just need to reach for the Raid.

4. Pepper Spray and Tasers. Once upon a time women were afraid to be out alone at night without a male bodyguard. and

5. Well...you know.

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