Man Vs. Dog

A listener sent this to me. Thought I'd pass it along to the women: Man vs. Dog

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says it's not quite as good as his mother made it...then get a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want...then get a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies...then get a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off it he snores...then get a dog.

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally and perpetually...then get a dog.