Smile Lines

Some lines to make you smile :

1. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.

2. I keep hitting 'escape' but I'm still here.

3. A picture is worth a thousand words but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

4. The trouble with life is there's no background music or laugh track.

5. Ever notice how people who tell you to calm down are the ones who got you mad in the first place?

6. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

7. Ham and eggs...a day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.