Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Removing The Green Goo



So Benji got an Easter egg filled with slimy stuff in the mail from his favorite aunt, and ‘somehow’ it ended up in his hair. A big glob of green goo with his long hair squished up in it on the crown of his head.

And then the tears when I said I was gonna have to cut it out. So after trying rubbing alcohol, I put him in a hot shower and used my super deep conditioner to slime the slime and then basically pulled chunky blobs of gooey hair out of his head. Lovely.

I got to work this morning and Laurie Cataldo told me I should have tried peanut butter. How would I KNOW that?!!!

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Powerful, But basic, Tips For Healthier Eating

- Add one more fruit and/or vegetable to your day
- Drink only water between meals – and eliminate sweetened beverages
- Create a meal with the main dish made from a healthy recipe
- Turn off the tv during mealtimes and focus on what you’re putting in your mouth and when you feel full
- Cut down on fat by using lower fat dairy products such as low-fat milk, yogurt, and cheese

Monday, March 8, 2010

Ways To Get Your "Man Card" Revoked

From guyism.com

1. Use fake tanner or get a spray-on tan

2. Know the lyrics to a Miley Cyrus song

3. Ask for directions (especially since you should own a GPS)

4. Buy wine coolers for yourself (tropical mango should be for girls only)

5. Spend more than 20 minutes getting ready